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there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke 

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue
Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"
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and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure
and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure
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that's so lemon 

"That's so lemon" is a way of saying something is very cool but slightly off, in the way that eating a lemon or something of that highly acidic or citrusy nature causes one to make /that/ face.
A: That new mansion I bought is so cool!
B: Yeah, that's so lemon! Too bad it's decrepit and beyond repair...
that's so lemon by Loki April 30, 2005

You have so much to live for! 

when you wanna sound like an angel and a super-nice person to get praise when in reality you don't care about the depressed person at all
depressed person: "i just wanna die"

attention-seeker: "but you have so much to live for!"

depressed person: "aw thank you"

everyone else: "attention-seeker's so kind and right, you don't deserve to die!"

attention-seeker: "alrighty now that i've gotten my fair share of attention, it's time to move on to the next suicidal person!"

-I do understand that there are people that truly mean it, however, so thank you to those who do-

why so secular? 

A play off of The Dark Knight's famous line "Why so serious?". The phrase is said in response to something that is blatantly secular, leaving any and all religion completely out of the picture, even when it doesn't make sense.
The other day I saw a (not-so-) Christmas card with the words "Happy Holidays" and a picture of a cactus wreath on it. Why so secular?

ok so basically im monky 

A catchphrase paired with images of King King from the film Kong: Skull Island. It gained popularity after PewDiePie referenced it in a video. It’s really just a meme that caught on. It’s been more recently used because of an app called Tik Tok.
ok so basically im monky, my Minecraft girlfriend broke up with me today.

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore

The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some great positive queer definitions.
The human above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore.
Me: Urban dictionary is pretty gay but they will also accept this definition