ass cream 

also called preperation h 2.a dumb ass prep

britney is a ass crem/whipe
2.i use ass cream its good on the hole

ass cream by ??? February 5, 2003

Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine 

When someone shits in your mouth and then you spit it on the shitter's chest.

This girl was in to some really kinky shit, she wanted a Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine.
Did you do it?
Of course.

Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine by DoctorPool October 18, 2018

Ice Cream 

-To be smooth, interesting, fly, pimping, or well done.

You see tha girls tits? Them bitches was ice cream.

Ice Cream by DirtNastyBitch October 31, 2008

peaches and cream

Man is getting oral gratification from man or woman (your choice). Just before that special moments comes and your gratifier stops bobbing and leans back to get a face full. At this point a quick punch to the nose will yeild a nice trickle of blood which will quickly be joined by a shower of semen and when mixed togeter becomes your peaches and cream.

If this hoe doesn't start showing my balls some attention this blow job will end in some peaches and cream.

peaches and cream by Craig January 20, 2005

cunt cream

adjective

the word "cunt cream" is a ghetto term for semen inside a vagina (aka creampie)

"This is mothafuckin Easter time not halloween time you cadberry cunt cream!"

cunt cream by MvsKFC April 21, 2013

melted ice cream 

Melted ice cream is a near definition of semen or sperm.

Maximus : Alena makes me produce melted ice cream
Sawyer: What the fuck dude?

melted ice cream by Coke/Seven/HighKey/HiC July 5, 2017

crispy cream 

deep-fried semen. Ususally made out of ignorance or idiocy.

"Why the hell did you make crispy cream you dumbass?"

crispy cream by AJ 187 July 29, 2003