posuer

Someone who "jumps on the bandwagon" or, pretends to be something they aren't because it'll make them cool and/or popular. It's not labeled specifically to any one type of person. (i.e. not all posuers are trying to be goth or punk)

Avril Lavigne is a posuer, she acts punk because its the cool thing currently.

by Emu August 4, 2003

reef poser

One who pretends to have a reef to gain friends and community. Generally a reef fag. See also Reef Fairy

Dude, corriewf is such reef poser. Have you seen that thing he's calling a tank? Total weakness..

by xl0 June 30, 2005

bud posuer

somebody who says they smoke weed or act like a stoner, But in reality have never done pot and are probally to scared too.

hey man look at that kid he is such a bud posuer

by goooooogle bob September 4, 2006

posers

Half the people at my school.

Hanes Midle school in Winston-Salem, NC is full to bursting with posers.

by the wife of a lady October 17, 2003

Poser Mobile

T-Mobile's offical series of "DISS" commercials to come at Boost Mobile and their Hip Hop launch campaign. (which managed to score non-rapper and complete busta(buster) Kanye West.)

T-Mobile's Poser Mobile Posse consists of Twenty-Fi Cent Fee, Brick Moe Bill, and Romin Fiees 27.

Bah! They all need to take their "Mo-biles" back to England!

If you try to make a phone call using Poser (Boost) Mobile and you go over your fees, the Poser Posse will come out and Tackle you to death. In the background will be their interns and girlfriend. (Also in the P M Posse.)

by M. Mathers June 8, 2005

poser prep

Somone who tries to wear Abercrombie and Hollister to "be cool", or overuses 'like' to sound cool. They also tend to act all popular when they have two or three friends.

Taylor is the definiton of a poser prep. She tried to talk like a valley girl, and strutted down the hall way like she was really popular. She follows the popular girls around, and no matter what they say to her she won't leave them alone.

by megan a. September 1, 2007

poser punk

A generally derranged indvidual who enjoys listening to, for lack of better words, crap. Boy bands with instruments, if you will. They generally migrate around Hot Topic during the summer and other such days off from school.

Shopping at Hot Topic makes you see a superfluous amount of poser punks.

by Rue March 29, 2003