Manchild

A man who has a mommy complex like no other. He is extremely needy and will want a woman to "take care of his needs" eg. satisfy his insatiable thirst for chocolate milk, tucking him into bed at night, packing a lunch for him etc...

Johnny was such a manchild he made Julie put on his socks in the morning.

by psychobunny January 8, 2009

Fu Manchu

The most rockinist ass groovinist band in the world. Songs of cars, sun, women and good times. Also once employed wordKyussword's drummer.

You see this van-a rockin' don't bother knockin'

by Gustave September 22, 2003

Manchester

Place not too far from cities of Leeds and Liverpool. Better than people think and not as much of a dive as it used to be. Has those out-side urinal things though and a woman who always tries to use them and mooches off people outside Burger King.

'Hi, can i mooch off you please? I can't speak so have cleverly written this on some cardboard with a shit biro' in Manchester

by Manchestor July 9, 2009

Manchester City

A sad football team with no history whatsoever. Their fans are known for being bitter to sick extents, like singing songs about Hillsborough and Munich disasters. They flirted with the Fourth Division in the late 90's and after regaining Premiership status, were sold to a petroleum sugar daddy. After that, the fans started acting like they have won lots of trophies in the last 50 years, despite the fact I can count how many honors they won with my left hand alone.

Thank God, Wigan Athletic proved them that money can't buy class or desire to win. 500000000000000€ only to lose the FA Cup to Wigan and the Premier League to Utd. Well done, you sheikhs.

Typical football scene in the 90's:

"Manchester City lost again, mate."
"And only lost 2-0. That's good for their standards."

by Jesus Lizard Freaky NNNN May 13, 2013

mancheck

1. man-check, man-checked (n. or v.)the process of having one's manhood tested or questioned especially due to females or female type circumstances, i.e. girlfriends or shopping.
2.(v.) Having your or a friend's manhood tested because they are pussywhipped

1. Tommy needs a mancheck, he ditched the barbecue to go shopping with his girlfriend.

2. We gave Tommy a mancheck because he wanted to stay home and watch "The Notebook," rather than play poker.

by Jonathan Calderon December 16, 2008

Manchester University

A small liberal arts college located in Northern Indiana. Manchester is known for having the first peace studies program in the country, as well as being the last college MLK spoke at before his assassination. Manchester's security guards are a bunch of limp-dicked rent-a-cop wannabes who will do everything in their power to get students in trouble, when they're not too busy giving each other road head in their stupid little "safety mobile."

I found my place and a nice bag of weed at Manchester University

by Super Smashed Bros February 2, 2014

manchester united

Everything that is wrong with modern football - with their Johnny Come Lately fans (from Croydon and Essex, mostly), merchandising empire that makes them more money than on-pitch endeavours, and the greatest bunch of cynical cheating scum you could ever cast your eyes on. Also former home to David Beckham and Eric Cantona, if you needed an easy reason to hate them.

Yet they seem to have one major contradiction - they want to sign any player under the sun (not signing a player courtesy of The Sun, as they usually do), yet don't want Malcolm Glazier and his money that would help them do so.

Pedro Mendes from the halfway line.
Ruud van Nistelrooy winning (another) dubious penalty.
Roy Keane trying to end Alfie Haaland's career.
The players chasing the ref around the pitch when they don't like his decision.
Alex Ferguson pointing to his watch for (even) more stoppage time when they're losing.
Another player from a small club being "unsettled" by the sports pages in The Sun, bullying their club into selling him (ie, Dwight Yorke, Louis Saha)

by OD Smith February 18, 2005