blanket gropler

A person who stays under a blanket all day in his underwear, hiding from life, playing pocket pool in his pants.

Evan decided to be a blanket gropler after is girlfriend broke up with him.

by Evan the rapper August 28, 2017

blanket gravy

When you fart but accidently have diarrhea in bed under the covers creating Blanket Gravy

My girlfriend accident had a blanket gravy moment in bed!

by Ashtray85 October 8, 2017

Blanket hug

Being hugged by someone taller than you in a way that feels like you are being wrapped up in a blanket

I was feeling sad until Adam gave me a blanket hug.

by lovelydancer98 December 31, 2017

blanket law

when you have a body part hanging out from under the blanket leaving it free for the un-friendly demon dudes to completely rape it.

Dude 1:"Yo bro, I saw you breaking blanket law last night."
Dude 2:"That must be why I felt violated."

by UnderpaidRobloxStaff May 28, 2019

Blanket of death

the most fearsome piece of cloth ever

unhand me Blanket of death

by I'm not a bad slime slurp June 3, 2019

Blunkerin

A very rare event in speedrunning when you are playing GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64, and achieve a personal record time of 0:18 seconds or better on the Bunker 1 Agent level, specifically while playing from the bathroom and sitting on the toilet.

ZL: "Mate, have you got any good runs lately?"

DD: "Yeah! I was playing from the bathroom last night and finally achieved the fabled Blunkerin!"

by Zenith Legend January 9, 2022

bum blanket

When one sits on anothers face

John gave Alister a great bum blanket

by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009