Definitions by Ashtray85

blanket gravy 

When you fart but accidently have diarrhea in bed under the covers creating Blanket Gravy

My girlfriend accident had a blanket gravy moment in bed!

blanket gravy by Ashtray85 October 8, 2017

wooley biscuit 

Wooley biscuit is toilet paper stuck to your butt after you whips down you find it hours later.

My poop looks like a wooley biscuit.

wooley biscuit by Ashtray85 October 8, 2017