blanket gravy

When you fart but accidently have diarrhea in bed under the covers creating Blanket Gravy
My girlfriend accident had a blanket gravy moment in bed!
by Ashtray85 September 10, 2017
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wooley biscuit

Wooley biscuit is toilet paper stuck to your butt after you whips down you find it hours later.
My poop looks like a wooley biscuit.
by Ashtray85 September 10, 2017
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