blunket

the act of ejaculating in another's eyes so that they are unable to see

i gave her such a blunket last night she mistook her tampon for a ciggy

by James Cartwheel June 29, 2008

Blunket Blunken

A variation on Blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job). Whilst a man is getting a blow job and shitting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his penis so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. With reference to David Blunket, the blind MP.

"Half way throu the Blunken I prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a Blunket Blunken"

by Stoneyboo May 2, 2009

Popcorn Sex Blanket

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.

You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019

Rock Blanket

A bed covering consisting of fabric enclosed pellets (glass or plastic) to increase the weight on one's body which can increase the level of comfort for some individual's.

The rock blanket helped me to sleep comfortably last night.

by MegaSkiFree March 24, 2022

Butt blanket

Pants.

I could barely fit into my butt blanket today.

by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015

skank blanket

When a guy wakes up the next morning after a hard night out to find a butt ugly chick curled up next to him.

Hey, did you see that skank blanket spooning Steve last night on the couch.... Yeah dude that was my sister... Oh my bad.

by tinkerbell_1 January 2, 2011

nut blanket

This is the weird layer or coating that covers a peanut.

Man, I was eating some peanuts in my truck and now my seat is covered in nut blankets!

by Epididymitis May 15, 2018