tiger woods

A forest inhabited by at least one tiger.

"Jane, stay away from the tiger woods, or you may get attacked, mauled, and eaten!"

by Mr. Grey Crow March 8, 2017

weasel words

Language designed to have a built in an escape hatch, to make it look like you are being bound without actually being bound.

When you say "Solely for the purposes of confirmation of the Amended Plan, and for no other purpose, the Parties agree that they will not assert that the Springing Lien Trigger Date has occurred," you are using weasel words.

by Pseudonym1415 June 11, 2018

camping in the woods

When you're eating out a girl with a bush and fall asleep in the bush

dude i was camping in the woods with lauren casparion last night.

by ken dog August 19, 2008

Does a bear shit in the woods?

yes, but not a polar bear

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Not a polar bear

by trwells86 July 15, 2021

woodshed

To lock oneself away with a musical instrument and practice, either a particular piece or in general, until the player has improved greatly or can perfectly play the piece he has been practicing.

Due to the many hours he spent woodshedding, Jon became a better guitarist.

by Jake Higgins April 23, 2005

Words With Friends

The best 'app' available on smart phones - a free knock-off of Scrabble. An avenue to demonstrate one's mastery of English diction and spatial relation prowess. Can be abbreviated with "WWF".

Zach - "Wow Darbi, I thought you said you were awesome at Words With Friends. What happened?"

Darbi - "I am, Zach. I was distracted by the infamous adorableness of Puff."

Zach - "Quite understandable, just step up your WWF game."

by Z-Huds March 14, 2011

weasel words

deceptive words, misleading speech or literature.

I will not be tricked by weasel words this time.

by Light Joker December 11, 2006