The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
by Archibald Meat Pants October 11, 2015
The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
by Archibald Meat Pants October 11, 2015
A long golf club with a large head that Tiger's caddie Stevie usually pulls out for him on the tee off par 4's or par 5's.
Or another name for Tiger's erect penis, which has gotten him in trouble by penetrating scores of vaginas other than his wife's.
Or another name for Tiger's erect penis, which has gotten him in trouble by penetrating scores of vaginas other than his wife's.
by Mr. Frizzle December 14, 2009
Tiger Woods - To have your ass whooped with a set of golf clubs from your wife after she found out you were cheating on her ass....
by RayinHawaii November 29, 2009
Me: why yu got black eye
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!
by z-murda December 8, 2009
An unquenchable thirst for sex. The person experiencing Tiger Wood feels invincible and will do whatever they please to whomever.
by D O Double R December 29, 2010
verb:
To have several inexplicable relationships with women far less hot that one's wife, and subsequently ruin one's reputation. May or may not be accompanied by a car crash.
To have several inexplicable relationships with women far less hot that one's wife, and subsequently ruin one's reputation. May or may not be accompanied by a car crash.
I used to look up to him as someone who had it all and still managed to live a decent, honest life, but then he went and pulled a Tiger Woods and now I can never look at him the same way again.
by sdevs December 7, 2009