Tot Docking

When you shove uncooked or cooked tater tots into the foreskin. For pleasure or storage. Condiments are often incorporated.

Why do you have so many ketchup packets in your car Jeff? "oh I am a big fan of Tot Docking"

by Btzu August 23, 2020

aqua tots

The small tater tot sized turds that splash when they hit the water.

Dude I'm sorry but I used all your toilet paper up. I dropped a bunch of aqua tots off at the pool and got some major splash-back.

by DannikJerriko February 12, 2018

tottie tot

a fucking thot but a tot bc u don’t want to be mean

look at that tottie tot

by Ayoooo August 29, 2019

Tot Fellow

That one friend that always acts younger for their age.

Kayla: Dammit I just spilled sauce on my leg- can you get me a wipe, Alissa?

Alissa: Its to far!

Bea: Alissa, you're the closest to the wipes. Can you please get one for your best friend?

Alissa: She isn't my friend anymore!

*everyone sighs*

Kayla: You're such a Tot Fellow.

Alissa: Whats that?

by Totally Not Spongebob August 29, 2017

Tot Block

When you are rejected sexual intercourse because of the presence of a toddler

I had to babysit the other day, and that little kid totally tot blocked me.

by ThatsGWHY May 19, 2011

donkey tots

When the breasts of a woman are small and hairy, resembling those of a donkey.
See: donkey tits.

"Whoa bro did you see that shiz?"

"Fo sho whodie those some real donkey tots"

by Dutchassturd January 19, 2008

tatter totted

To be smashed and forced into a cylindrical shape and fried or baked.

'Holy shit man, Fred was tatter totted.'

by totted tatter January 21, 2017