Couldn't be me

Usually a word followed by a homosexual, stupid, or unfunny comment, or just to make fun of someone who's bad at video games, or retarded . Usally starting with Imagine.. ____ then followed by Couldn't be me

"Damn Logan imagine being a simp, Couldn't be me"
"Damn bro imagine dying first, Couldn't be me"
"Damn bro imagine being gay, Couldn't be me"

by R6Gamergirl69 May 11, 2020

hitup the Tbell

What people say when they want to go to Taco Bell. Usually only annoying people talk like this.

Guy1: "Hey man, do you want to hitup the Tbell?"
Guy2: "Do you have to be such an annoying little fuck?"

by bekahUNLEASHED November 4, 2009

Can't be assed

Can't be bothered to get up.

Asznee: Let's go see mum.

Shaq: Nah man can't be assed

by SkrrtNoura November 30, 2017

Don't be stupid, be a smarty!

come and join your nazi party

Guy 1: I was born in *gibberish* that was why he called me Rolf!
Guy 2: DON'T BE STUPID, BE A SMARTY! COME AND JOIN YOUR NAZI PARTY

by Soldiers of the Ninth March 20, 2022

Can't Be Tamed

A phrase used when a girl's bra (usually leopard print) is popping out from the top of her shirt. This phrase is considered a polite way to tell said girl to fix her clothing in the middle of a conversation without having others brand her a slut.

Laura: So I was going to the mall-

Joel: Can't Be Tamed!

Laura: OH, oops! *fixes leopard print bra*

by shutupLAURA August 22, 2011

Don’t be a fucking Mikayla

A miserable ass cunt who resembles a shorter, more round miss piggy who when is not spending her time ruining a good time can be found eating her weight in cookies and or fast food!

Don’t be a Fucking Mikayla

by Theoneinthecloset May 30, 2019

tbeef

nickname for Tom, a 14 year old boy that is intrested in football and graffiti and has very pretty hair.

Look at Tbeef over there. His football and graffiti skills are crazy.

by J@zz April 14, 2009