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snorkeling giraffe

An odd kind of nose tumor that is sometimes found in people named Matt Dahar. It is very malignant and grows over the person's face making it resemble a freakish mutated freak (much like in the case of Matt Dahar)
Dude... you got to get that snorkeling giraffe check
by Doom In Technicolor December 18, 2004
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sporking

just like spooning. the only difference is that the male subject is behind the female subject and the couple are engaged in sexual intercourse.
I was sporking last night
by scozz1 April 29, 2009
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Sporking

When you start off cuddling and spooning and end up having sex
Tina asked to be spooned but when Bill got a hard on, they ended up sporking instead.
by FtMyersArtist August 8, 2009
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Sparkling Pearl Necklace

When a pearl necklace is followed up by throwing a handful of glitter on the recipient.
I gave her a Sparkling Pearl Necklace, is was so pretty.
by ImButters March 18, 2012
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sporking

the act of inserting combination fork/spoons (sprongs upright) into lawn of any form. When applied with much skill and large supplies of sporks, can be made very effective and is much loved by its victims.
Spork Agent 99: we are equipped with 2000 sporks and are ready for some serious sporking action.
by laura aka spork agent 99 November 10, 2005
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shoveling a girl out

to stick your hand inside a girls ass and shovel.
Mike: yo dude last night i tried shoveling a girl out
Steve: EW dude thats gross.
by MiiszAshlley September 29, 2007
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sperling

A really skinny Jew boy who thinks extremely highly of himself contrary to popular belief and has a propensity for poodles. He may be found on weekend nights passed out after drinking 4 beers. Has a tendency to deviate from his natural ethnicity partaking in African American vernacular and hip-hop music. Often thought of as a thorn in you side, a sperling is actually a loyal and compassionate friend who seeks the acceptance of others. Lastly the sperling has a sister with a cum chin.
"Yo Reese, you're being a total sperling tonight."
by MackandBeas November 12, 2013
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