sandy handy

Getting a sand paper hand-job till. Higher the grit, the better.

"Hey Ricky, would you rather get a sandy handy, or fuck a goat"?

sandy handy by yardsale March 15, 2014

Sandy Evans 

A sandy evans is when a girl is giving a man a hand job and uses her snot as lubricant then pours sand on the male's penis and sucks it off.

I was hanging with this thott and she gave me a sandy evans.
I was at the beach with my girl and she gave me a sandy evans.

Sandy Evans by Demyst December 2, 2014

Sandy Clam 

A sandy clam; given to a girl after sex on the beach or sandy area. After sex, the females partner throws sand onto the moist sand box (vagina). Thus creating a "sandy clam" such as a clam in the sand at the beach.

Bro, I gave that bitch a sandy clam last night and got smacked in the face.

Sandy Clam by urmom99 June 24, 2017

Sandy Andretti Hat 

A fancy, expensive, wide brimmed hat usually worn by Sandy Andretti(ex-daughter-in-law of Mario Andretti,ex-wife of Michael Andretti,mom of Marco Andretti) at IndyCar races. Similar to Kentucky Derby Hats, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the environment it is usually sighted in.

You always know you're watching an Indy 500 rerun when you see a Sandy Andretti hat in the crowd.

Sandy Andretti Hat by ConfettiCupcake June 17, 2009

Sandy Vagina 

To complain like a whiney bitch with sand in his or her mangina or vagina.

"Where you at the beach today, cause it sounds like you have a sandy vagina."

Sandy Vagina by Limeguy24 August 30, 2009

Sandy Vagina 

Sandy Vagina, n. - A girl of which is displaying random unaccountable anger to surrounding guys for no apparent reason due to meaningless problems in her worthless life.

Bryan: Dude, what is wrong with Nicole? Is she on her rag again for the third time this month?

Robert: Nope, I think her boyfriend just broke up with her. Now she is being a little sandy vagina.

Sandy Vagina by BabaBryan July 14, 2010

Sandy Kane Blew Comedy Show

Any old ex-stripper/street hooker with retarded looking "lemon-stung eyes" - or any toothless-Times Square skank-whore turned AA qualifier turned "cheap TV" celebrity who lights her tits on fire and tries to be funny...

"Ha ha.. I'm a funny stand-up comedianne look how fucked up I am....ha ha!"

Sandy Kane Blew Comedy Show by Big black guy March 25, 2005