abbr. (pre-copulation agreement) A mutually binding agreement (usually verbal) by and between consenting adults prior to engaging in casual sex. The agreement stipulates that all involved parties are excused from emotional attachment, post coital contact, and any promise of future sex. Any and all disputes arising from said contract should be submitted and negotiated through binding arbitration. This agreement must involve a minimum of two individuals, with the maximum number to be determined in practical application.
Q: So, you stud, are you going to call Tina today?
A: No, I believe that would be a violation of our precop.
A: No, I believe that would be a violation of our precop.
by tagz February 23, 2008
Get the precop mug.Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.
That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.
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To be rained on, emotionally. A word to describe someone who "brings you down."
Often, but not always used as a joke. When NOT used as a joke, can be stirringly sharp and rude.
Often, but not always used as a joke. When NOT used as a joke, can be stirringly sharp and rude.
"I don't like her, I don't trust her, she's precipitatious"
"...she's what?..."
"Yeah. She rains down on me. Always with the rain."
"...she's what?..."
"Yeah. She rains down on me. Always with the rain."
by Preposterous February 6, 2010
Get the Precipitatious mug.A girl who is very very cute and pretty. Most people like her a lot because of her qualities. She laughs a lot and is a very confident and loud person (in a good way). Shes very talented at art and many other things. Any boy would want to go out with her because of her hot looks! She's very precious and a special person who you would really want to be with!
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Get the Precious mug.by Larry January 18, 2004
Get the Rubbing the precious mug.A more socially acceptable pet name for a woman's punani/cooter/snatch, usually as though referring to a voraciously hungry or angry beast
-- Don't worry, Precious, Daddy's going to feed you right now. Aren't you, Daddy?
-- Oh giiiirl! I ain't NEVER getting a Brazilian again! Precious is STILL screaming!!! (but she IS smooth!)
-- Oh giiiirl! I ain't NEVER getting a Brazilian again! Precious is STILL screaming!!! (but she IS smooth!)
by AmusesHerself March 27, 2009
Get the Precious mug.When you're peeing and a fart has developed. You try to hold it in, but when you finally are forced to let it go, the resulting release of pressure makes your pee stream get stronger, sending pee onto the underside of the toilet lid. Akin to the recoil of a rifle, hence the term "peecoil".
Andrea: How the hell do you manage to get pee on the underside of the toilet lid?
David: Those burritos I had last night gave me gas, and the peecoil from a huge fart is what's responsible for the peed-on toilet seat.
Andrea: Kinda like a rifle, huh? Well, it looks like a rifle you have there in your hand.
David: Yep...a Kentucky long rifle.
David: Those burritos I had last night gave me gas, and the peecoil from a huge fart is what's responsible for the peed-on toilet seat.
Andrea: Kinda like a rifle, huh? Well, it looks like a rifle you have there in your hand.
David: Yep...a Kentucky long rifle.
by Greyborzoi April 14, 2009
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