precoiner

A precoiner is a person who does not yet own Bitcoin. Precoiners (usually shitcoiners, gold investors, gym teachers, or MMT economists) are people who missed their opportunity to buy bitcoin at a low price because they listened to ignorant wise guys who said bitcoin is a scam. Sad about missing the bus, the precoiner secretly researches bitcoin while pooping because he secretly waits for the next bus so he doesn't miss it this time. Precoiners have little to no computer skills but secretly work to fix these grievances. This attitude leads them to practice DYOR as the main Bitcoin lesson and get a little smarter. The worst precoiners are precoiners that stay precoiners.

"I'm pretty sure Peter S. is a precoiner. After all, he criticizes the FIAT standard; he now only has to read and understand the Bitcoin standard to become a bitcoiner."

by theBwor(l)d December 19, 2022

Precover

Precovery, Precovering, Precovers
The Act of resting before a long night, weekend, summer, or lifetime of bing drinking and partying.

If you can preparty, then surely you must be able to precover.

However if you go out immediately upon recovering, then the recovery and precovery are the same act.

It took me a week to precover for just one weekend in vegas because I knew I'd be living on nothing but a diet of booze and cocaine .

by Hot Sos December 31, 2009

Preconteriorer

one who attempts to succeed in preconstruction and interiors but is mathematically challenged thus resorts to counting by fingers for million dollar contracts, tells bad jokes to distract attention from an aura of stupidity, is incessantly bugged with questions by a tiny hindu Kermit, surrounded by enormously large arses, and ultimately destined to a future of futility.

Look its a loser, its a short person, oh wait....its a preconteriorer

by Precon Dept. May 17, 2006

precooperate

The act of relaxing before what one knows will be a long weekend of drinking.

Person 1: It's Thursday!! Are you going barhopping with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, it's gonna be a rough weekend... I'm gonna stay home and precooperate.

by SLyMxo December 10, 2010

proconner

a person who argues or can argue both for and against something.

You cannot defeat her in any argument. She is an epic proconner.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 August 22, 2014

precrier

when you cry before the person actually slaps you, then you get embarrassed because they miss

ziiha:i did not even slap you
kumali:im just a precrier

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm November 30, 2016

precline

Declining something without hearing what it is.

Charity mugger walks up to you walking down the street and before they speak you decline their advance.

Or

A big issue seller approaches and you inform them you’ve already bought one.

Precline

by Johnston411 March 20, 2025