peecoil

When you're peeing and a fart has developed. You try to hold it in, but when you finally are forced to let it go, the resulting release of pressure makes your pee stream get stronger, sending pee onto the underside of the toilet lid. Akin to the recoil of a rifle, hence the term "peecoil".

Andrea: How the hell do you manage to get pee on the underside of the toilet lid?

David: Those burritos I had last night gave me gas, and the peecoil from a huge fart is what's responsible for the peed-on toilet seat.

Andrea: Kinda like a rifle, huh? Well, it looks like a rifle you have there in your hand.

David: Yep...a Kentucky long rifle.

peecoil by Greyborzoi April 14, 2009

peecoil

when drops urine ricochet off the back of the urinal; especially noticeable while wearing shorts and/or khakis.

you: "man, that felt good to drain the vein!"
coworker: "i can tell. you get peecoil all over your khakis!"

peecoil by tha jar August 1, 2011

Precoil 

The wind up you do before you punch someone.

It wasn't the recoil that hurt when it hit, it was the precoil.

I hit him with the precoil.

Precoil by Morgaliscious August 21, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022