precop 

abbr. (pre-copulation) A mutually binding agreement (usually verbal) by and between consenting adults prior to engaging in casual sex. The agreement stipulates that all involved parties are exonerated from emotional attachment, post coital contact, and any promise of future sex. Any and all disputes arising from said contract should be submitted and negotiated through binding arbitration. This agreement must involve a minimum of two individuals, with the maximum number to be determined in practical application.

Q: So, you stud, are you going to call Tina today?
A: No, I believe that would be a violation of our precop.

precop by taggz August 31, 2007

precop 

abbr. (pre-copulation agreement) A mutually binding agreement (usually verbal) by and between consenting adults prior to engaging in casual sex. The agreement stipulates that all involved parties are excused from emotional attachment, post coital contact, and any promise of future sex. Any and all disputes arising from said contract should be submitted and negotiated through binding arbitration. This agreement must involve a minimum of two individuals, with the maximum number to be determined in practical application.

Q: So, you stud, are you going to call Tina today?
A: No, I believe that would be a violation of our precop.

precop by tagz February 23, 2008

precipitous bowel syndrome 

A condition characterized by an inability to detect the need to poop before the situation reaches crisis proportions

Mike was banned from all theatres in the city of Chicago because he suffered Precipitous Bowel Syndrome and would often interrupt performances by leaping from his seat and rushing to the bathroom. The final straw, however, was the day that, enraptured by the performance, he failed to take note of the warning signs and consequently sullied his seat.

precipitous bowel syndrome by Jasper Obama, M.D. July 15, 2004

Preconditulation 

When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.

I was sitting in class the other day when I felt preconditulation.

Preconditulation by HideYoKidzLadyz May 15, 2014

Precipical 

Something perfect, symmetrical, or amazing

That couple is so precipical for each other

Precipical by pincheBitch June 10, 2020

Precognition

The ability to see events that are about to happen. The ability to see the future.

In "Minority Report" the humans who saw the future were called "Precogs"

Precognition by Flash Fan August 28, 2005

Precopupied

When a cop is already engaged in busting someone else and is therefore unavailable to bust you.

I whizzed by the speed trap at 90 mph with impunity, as all the available officers were precopupied writing tickets for other speeders.

Precopupied by MPG$ January 6, 2009