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Grill Ninja 

Experienced, skilled culinary artist or cook. Capable of multi-tasking, with great knowledge of steak, cooking methods and food products. By nature, the Grill Ninja should have special skills and talents in combat arts. It may be difficult to see a Grill Ninja, as they are always in the middle of the action. A Grill Ninja can be found working their magic in an indoor or outdoor cooking environment.
Like a Grill Ninja, the kitchen staff cooked 200 steaks, prepared a catering and finished cleaning the kitchen.
Grill Ninja by grillninja75 January 2, 2012
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Web Ninja 

An individual who knows how to build blogs and create a residual income stream from selling digital products online. All they need is a laptop and WiFi to live their best life. A web ninja typically travels around the world and sleeps in every day. They live life on their own terms.
Damn, Pat is living in Mexico again for the whole Winter. What a web ninja.
Web Ninja by Pat Ness May 27, 2018

North Face Ninja 

The description you'd use to describe some chav who hangs out outside Tesco's at 9:30pm, has on a north face cap, north face gloves, a north face jacket, a shitty face mask and a fake pair of 110's.
Mike " Just got me new full north face outfit, gloves hat and everything"
Steve " Christ mike don't go out looking like a north face ninja would you..."

anal ninja

A man, either straight or gay, who stealthily jams his member into an unsuspecting victims anus.
"Wow, Dave just rammed it in! He truly is an anal ninja"
anal ninja by Johnnyh June 29, 2006

ninja shit 

To sneak into the bathroom while someone is mid-shower, take a shit, and exit, leaving only the scent of shit wafting about the bathroom on the steamy air to announce the shitter's presence.
"God dammit! Brian ninja shit me again."
ninja shit by faton4paws June 22, 2014

bob ninja 

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Describes acts of stealing, procuring, getting out of doing a difficult task, or anything sneaky around the appartment
1 A bob ninja rarely washes the dishes, cleans the shower hairtrap even after jizzing up the hairball, or does any laundry.

2 The only thing a bob ninja can't do is steal something heavier than humanly possable to carry.

3 A bob ninja always seems to have plenty of time for daily masturbating to web porn
bob ninja by tracyducy December 16, 2012

blow job ninja

someone who freely gives blowjobs to their man to help increase the peace of their home and ultimately the world at large. utilizing mastery of speed and skill and often striking by suprise, the blowjob ninja may strike early in the morning, late at night, or in a parking garage if the mood is right.
shena snuck up on me like a blow job ninja, and damn my dick is still smiling!
blow job ninja by steve-q December 26, 2012