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squish mitten

i slapped her squish mitten with my pork sword
by bbc123456 April 3, 2009
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fart in a mitten

The act of moving around or being moved around while in a confined space.

Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.
My son is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten.
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!
by BigHungryBill November 27, 2016
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peep mitten

A slang term for condom, where the peep is a penis and the mitten is the prophylactic.

Normally used by a-hole college students trying to recreate their favorite summer bromance movie. Some boobs are flashed, dangerous hijinks ensue, someone winds up in jail and wacky fun is had by all.
The pope prohibits peep mittens as a form of birth control.
by gfdas29 July 1, 2009
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The Russian Mitten

This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.
"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."

verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."
by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009
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Mitten Tree

An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.
"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"
by Absolute Ang January 11, 2009
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Mitten Frost Job

Mitten Frost Job is the act when your partner puts Ice into a sock or mitten and jerk your penis with it rather it being on your penis or it be your partner wearing it on their hand and jerking.
Hey Ophelia, i think I saw Kadoc get a Mitten Frost Job from Anastasia.
by HayhauntsHonths September 29, 2018
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Mittenz

Mittenz is a soft and furry friend who you always need in your life. She is special and will always look out for you. She needs lots of love, she is irreplaceable, precious, and sweet! If you dont love her right, she wont be able to function right. She will not give up though! She is a social friend and she will forever make more long lasting friends! She is very much a little rascle! She steals spots, but also hearts! She will always accompany you! Even when you are sad! Make sure you know that there is no friend like Mittenz!
Person: Your pet is special!
Owner: Yeah, her name is Mittenzp
by Oof That Hurt November 1, 2019
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