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You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it.
-Coined by someone on TMZ.com
Paris Hilton, and every other over-exposed celebrity, rankle like an inescapable fart in a mitten.
by kellyfatman December 03, 2006
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The act of moving around or being moved around while in a confined space.

Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.
My son is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten.
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!
by BigHungryBill November 27, 2016
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