He has a super long dick and people call me the booty consumer. He has to roll up his dick like a fruit roll up every morning. He suffers from success.
All the bitches love the mick
by MickButNot May 20, 2022
Get the Mickmug. When your erection isn’t hard enough to achieve penetration and just skids around in the love juices
by Jowser June 10, 2020
Get the slippy mickmug. my annoying ass cat
1:Your cats on the counter!
Me: MICK GET THE FUCK OFF THE TABLE
Sidenote: Mick stood on my keyboard while writing this
Me: MICK GET THE FUCK OFF THE TABLE
Sidenote: Mick stood on my keyboard while writing this
by Séan Miller February 2, 2022
Get the mickmug. A Dude that will, no matter what, like more than one girl at a time, and will choose the one who is harder to get, as mick's are very competitive. They know how to get a girl, and will leave you one read, until you cant anymore. He will never get over his first crush. But he is a good friend, if he has interest. Keep him interested or you will regret it! But like beware of his mood swings girls.
Omg look at that Mick over there! I swear on God he is the ugliest man on earth but for some reason he's really goddamn cute! I love Mick!
by replaceableeeee November 21, 2019
Get the Mickmug. by notreallypseudo January 25, 2019
Get the göra-en-mickemug. A lone, sketchy Australian male who drives an old ute around remote regions of the Australian outback, has a gun, carries a big knife and aims to steal all your shit, rape, torture and/or kill you and/or any of your fellow travellers. Analogous to deranged psychopathic xenophobic killer, Mick Taylor, depicted in the Movie Wolf Creek. Mick was, in turn, based on real life killers Bradley Murdoch, Ivan Milat and other, as yet unapprehended killers, still roaming the outback.
Jurgen (Swedish backpacker): Look, Inga, we are saved! That man in the truck is slowing down to help us fix our broken down Kombi.
Davo (Aussie hitchhiker): Nah fuck that mate, it’s a Mick! Run like fuck and hide while he steals all your shit. If you’re lucky he won’t bother hunting us all down so he can eat our eyeballs.
Davo (Aussie hitchhiker): Nah fuck that mate, it’s a Mick! Run like fuck and hide while he steals all your shit. If you’re lucky he won’t bother hunting us all down so he can eat our eyeballs.
by Loxastic April 25, 2020
Get the a Mickmug. Has a massive cock. were talking borderline train size. can rail you into next week. also very funny and ruggedly handsome.
by MickTheThicc February 20, 2022
Get the Mickmug.