Mutka

A gun

Used in some small Finnish communities in the Uk at least

Have you got a deal on that mutka yet?
(about selling the gun)

by Gurkha July 30, 2003

Mutton Mangler

A person who fucks sheep;

A New Zealand Physician

The captain is a real Mutton Mangler

by DocJay March 8, 2008

Muttsexual

People who have extremely close relationships with their dog as a replacement of having a real boyfriend/girlfriend.

Dude you've been checking out Cindy for two weeks, why don't you just ask her on a date?

No man, every conversation we have revolves around her dog all. I'm starting to think she is muttsexual.

by dkinirvine February 15, 2009

Mutton Machete

Penis.

See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard

by Course Work January 11, 2012

MuthaFugga

A mutha fugga/ mutha fugger is slang term for mother fucker or relating words. Ex. Fugged up= fucked up.

Kid in school: I beat that mutha fugga up!
Teacher: Go to the office!
Kid in school: I said mutha f u g g a.

Teacher: Take your seat MuthaFugga!

by WuddupBreh? August 21, 2013

Mutually stalking

When you and stalk someone and they stalk you at the same time. It is a mutual understanding that you both are doing this and can be done with or without acknowledgement

Friend: How do you know that person and why are you stalking them

Me: It is zebra, I have never had a conversation with them but we are mutually stalking each other

by Stalking101 February 6, 2019

muteual

(pronounced MUTE-tual) when you’re mutuals with somebody on twitter but barely interact anymore and their tweets stopped being relevant to what they were, but you don’t want to block or unfollow so you decide to just mute them.

“hey, you know X too? I see you’re mutuals”
“we used to. now he’s just a muteual”

by 24kauza January 28, 2021