Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.
Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.
by Nyxocotic July 14, 2023
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Big DM

A closet case who will not stop talking on craigslist.org about cocksucking. He emails guys on R&R for gay sex all the time.
That Big DM is such a closeted fuck but sure acts like a mangina too. Must be a dumb ass liberal.
by Straight Radical July 01, 2012
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mass dm

automatically sent messages to the entirety of a users friendslist
I just mass dmed my friendslist the server invite
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DMs

Are you responding to DMs
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DMS

Degenerative Monk Syndrome (DMS), this occurs when a teacher is initially held with high regard and slowly their fuckups pile up and become unlikeable
But a common symptom of DMS is a teacher claiming to have informed their students of something that they actually have not informed anybody of

Another is providing unintentionally false information about important deadlines/ event dates
by KingBeats June 03, 2015
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Dms

Sliding into them dms. Spam a nigga on instagram homie
Ahhah hah you know how it be homes gotta go all out in my step sisters dms
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DMS

Abbreviation for the Bronx NYC brotherhood of the “Dead Man Squad”, a brotherhood based on the support and survival of its member from the hands of suicide. A family.
Hey bro when are we meeting with DMS, its been a while.
by Dark_Ozone July 05, 2021
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