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To 'curve' someone is used in a situation where an individual is offer a form of cheese, but rejects it instead reaching for a more expensive/elegant piece of cheese. (Often done as a mating ritual)
Hey Derreck, you want some chedder? Nah fam I'm all about that camembert ya get me . (Derreck has begun to curve Simon)
by Roketleeggamer May 23, 2018
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Brachistrochrone Curve

Describes the most efficient path of trajectory for an
object with an even ballistic coefficient drag force
travelling in a parabolic arch.

This object however must be travelling at any fraction
of gravity's constant speed (9.8 metres per second per second).
'Kim Jong Un's intercontinental ballistic missiles have an uneven
ballistic coefficient, so this must be compensated with the

brachistrochrone curve for best results.'
by Johann Bernoulli June 2, 2018
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Sleep Curve

A relative curve to the ratio of energy you have and amount of time you spend sleeping. The curve suggests the optimal amount of sleep is 8 hours and too much more or less sleep will lower the amount of energy you have.
Person 1:Man I am so tired even though I slept for 12 hours

Person 2: Well if you look at the sleep curve 12 hours is too much and you actually don't get much energy for sleeping that long.
by Bigestboi June 13, 2018
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Catholic Curve

The specific manner in which a catholic girl may curve a non-catholic young man.

Often times, an unsuspecting bloke is introduced to an attractive and intelligent catholic girl. She comes onto him first, sometimes even explicity expressing sexual interest in him. The young man and the catholic girl go on a fun date. All interactions surrounding this fresh relationship, such as text conversations, are nothing but enthusiastic, especially from the girl’s end.

The interaction between the two may continue for a bit, but circumstances conducive to sex will never present themselves. The girl may continue to lead on the dude but at some point, the catholic girl will curve him through a combination of ambiguous in-person and texting maneuvers that are unclear in their purpose, but the man takes as rejection.

As a result of the Catholic Curve, a young man may be left frustrated and feeling like he got played, but the experience makes him a wiser man.

The Catholic Curve is a result of a girl’s Catholic upbringing and education. It’s an implicit maneuver, which she may or may not be aware of.
Person 1: “How are things with Steve and that girl Mary?”
Person 2: “Home girl gave him the old Catholic Curve.”

Person 1: “Damn. R.I.P. Steve.”
by UnresolvedParadox August 18, 2018
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illegal curve

Used in reference to a hockey stick. When a penis is so curved that there is no way it is legal to play with it.
Drunk Otto asked if I knew what an illegal curve was. I said “no Otto what is that” he then pulled out his penis and showed me.
by Dman6969 October 24, 2018
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beizer curve

the beizer curve
by co5oo November 9, 2019
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Robinson Curve

The linear representation of the complex relationship between age, alcohol consumption and sexual prowess, or simply known as “ the robinson curve”. This impressive discovery is very accurate at representing the improvements in both stamina and confidence associated with small amounts of alcohol consumption, and the subsequent increase of confidence as well as the somewhat rapid decline in performance that occurs with excess consumption.
Oh mate, he's totally in the robinson curve right now.
by djambi699 August 8, 2022
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