Cocktologist

A professional who specialises in making cocktails.

'My best friend is a cocktologist, she is good at mixing cocktails'

(Nothing to do with handling cock at all!)

by keen-as-a-bean! July 13, 2011

clocktower 3

A really cool japanese PS2 game featuring Alyssa, a british girl that saves tortured souls of dead people. Her skirt flys up alot.

Hey check it out... Alyssas skirt just flew up again! Booty! Whoo hoo!

by Evil Bella January 1, 2004

cockdown

When your casual friends with benefits relationship gets serious and you can't play with others anymore. Like lockdown for the cock.

Sally got knocked up so she and Jim are giving it a go and he is on cockdown.

by natezz April 13, 2007

cockloaf

same as sausge fest but with more cock

man that party was a total cockloaf

by joeydrapeau January 31, 2006

cockload

Approximately 6 million of something.

There were a cockload of people at the concert!

by O_D June 9, 2003

Cocktopus

The act of receiving eight dicks at once.

"Did you hear the Helen had a cocktopus with eight midgets last night?"

by rhyme_masta_123 April 20, 2015

Cockgobbler

One who gobbles the male genitalia

You little cockgobbler

by Olivegardenbreadstick July 23, 2017