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Basically the piglin love child of Ranboo and Tubbo on Dream SMP. He own a chicken and the chicken has another chicken (chicken-ception :D)

Headcanon: both Technoblade and Michael can speak piglin so they always talk in front of people on purpose to confuse them :D

Technoblade is the cool uncle, Tommyinnit is the chaotic uncle who acts like he hates Michael but clearly adore him very much, Philza is the chill, cool, swaggy grandpa, Ranboo is the more chill, doting father and Tubbo is the more chaotic doting father
Chat is the supportive neighbouring aunts and uncles

But we all love Michael :D
Ranboo and Tubbo: Hi Michael!
Michael: *turns to look at them*
Ranboo, Tubbo and chat: AWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH

Michael: exist
All of us: 💞Michael our beloved💞
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Michael is a incredibly sexy man within a wonderful personality great cook, super intelligent and can fix anything. He is also a ladies man who has the best pick up lines. Michael also has a small sensitive side he very seldom will show and is not only a great father but a better boyfriend, but the best thing about Michael is what Michael can do under the sheets . Michael is hands down the best sex any one person deserves and anyone should be down right honored to have sex with Michael, but Michael when poked can also have a different side that would be the Asshole side so be cautious not to poke (Piss off) a Michael. To piss off a Michael would be hazardous to ones health. Yo-D-Yo is the only sign of a pissed off Michael so pay attention. Oh and last but not least Michael we're blessed with a killer smile and some we're fortunate enough to be blessed with extremely attractive girlfriends some call them Shelly's, those Michael's are refered to as Lucky ass Michael's .
I always here a Michael Yo-D-Yo ing around here.
Michael by Sillybroad July 12, 2021

Michael plus Alexis

Awww look at Michael plus Alexis
Michael plus Alexis by BigMan420! February 17, 2022

Michael Nan 

Michael Nan is a not very smart black banana. OOOOHH OOOOHH YEYYEYEYEY
That Michael Nan came from Africa.

Michael Musa 

Michael Musa was born in Miami, Florida, on April 24th, 2008. in 2011, Michael moved to Rochester, New York, alongside his family, and currently resides there. Not only is he handsome, he's also smart, and funny! Although he gets no bitches (for the time being), he can assure you, its by choice 👌. He loves all things Marvel, DC, and Superheroes in general. His favorite food is any juicy ass burger, and surprisingly isn't a complete fatass. Some of his hobbies include playing videogames, reading books, and spending time with family and friends. Michael does swimming, and is fucking awesome at backstroke. His music taste ranges anywhere from classical, to present day, and in all various forms, such as pop, rock, rap, jazz, etc. His current favorite movies are Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Spider-Man: No Way Home, The Batman, Beverly Hills Cop, The Back to the Future trilogy, The Goonies, and Indiana Jones (Temple of Doom, and Raiders of the Lost Ark). His favorite TV shows at the moment are The Boys, Doom Patrol, The Umbrella Academy, Breaking Bad, The Mandalorian, and Rick and Morty. If you are one of his friends who wound up finding this, SUCK MY COCK, if you by some chance are another Michael Musa, and want to talk about how fucking awesome being a Michael Musa is, add Michael on Discord at the username MusaMan24 and the tag #1874. If you want to add Michael on Snapchat look for Michael Musa, or Musaman24, his bitmoji is the retarded looking one with the sunglasses.
"Michael Musa is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot!" -women everywhere
"Michael Musa has like the biggest cock ever, am I right?" -anyone with common sense
Michael Musa by MusaMan24 March 8, 2022

Michael Owen 

English Former Football Player, who is remembered mainly for being a football player for Liverpool, Real Madrid and Manchester United. He scored a very famous goal against Argentina in 1998, where he ran past the defence, making the country go wild. In the late 90s, he suffered a terrible hamstring injury, and after that, he just wasn't the same. Although he did win the Ballon d'Or in 2001, and is the last Englishman to do so. He joined the Galacticos, Real Madrid, as a result. A few years after, he ended up at Man United, which has Scousers fuming.

Now, he's just a pundit who is only able to state the obvious and nothing more. His analysis is poor, but oh well, it's Owen!
Person 1: Dad, I see so many good pundits, but why's he so dull?
Person 2: Well son, as bad as he may be, that's Michael Owen! Last Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or!
Michael Owen by Kingsarwar06 March 21, 2022

Michael Sorgen 

Sara: Who’s Michael Sorgen?
Wyatt: He’s the man of all men, that’s who he is!
Michael Sorgen by Wybroo April 28, 2022