sock relay

During the time and place for everything (college), a group of penis owning individuals will perform a "relay race" using a sock. The first person cums in the sock, passes it to their teammate. This continues until the entire team ejaculates into the sock. The team with the fastest time to complete ejaculations wins!

Man, I can't wait to beat you later in the sock relay!

by Fantestically Challenged May 9, 2024

Hanes socks

Things teenange boys have sexual intercourse with

I went in my teenage sons room and stunned my toe on a pile of Hanes socks

by Da masta bata September 7, 2020

socked

cringy ass word, who ever uses this name/word is a mental human being

Socked is fucking cringe.

by Udontneedtoknowidiots March 17, 2021

helium socks

A reference to banging a chick with her feet up in the air.

Friend: how'd last night go?

Me: she totally put the helium socks on!!!

Friend: very nice!!!!

Me: straight to pound town!

by Zainy21 September 4, 2017

Sock

Derived from cum sock, Sock can be used to describe a girl who you find attractive. An attractive woman can be a “human cum sock”.

Wow man look at her, that’s a SOCK! There are a lot of socks around here!

by Sockmaster May 2, 2022

One Sock Sexual

Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.

As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.

by Jack6626 June 10, 2022

Schrödinger's Sock

A sock puppet, aka sock account, aka sock, is an online identity used for purposes of deception. The term, a reference to the manipulation of a simple hand puppet made from a sock, originally referred to a false identity assumed by a member of an Internet community who spoke to, or about, themselves while pretending to be another person. Schrödinger's Sock is named after social media accounts that may or may not be sock accounts depending on who is asking the unconfirmed owner of a particular account. This term was inspired by a Follow Friday tweet on Twitter.

That bitch is using a Schrödinger's Sock account on Twitter. First she told me that was her real name, but she told Pookie she was using a fake name to catfish dudes.

by shad0wbits February 12, 2021