Shoot you in the face 

What I will do to you when you least expect it.

When you get home, I'll be hiding in the corner, ready to shoot you in the face.

Shoot you in the face by OlegTheGreat April 6, 2010

smoothie 

slang. (unisex) A smoothie consists of cumming in your partners mouth, dropping in the berry of your choice, and having them chew.

"I gave Heather a smoothie last night when I blindfolded her...
now she's pissed but I SWEAR I didn't know she was allergic."

smoothie by yummyfavors April 16, 2009

shoot a juice 

Similar to 'shooting a deuce', but instead of pissing you shoot you Man mayo, jizz, spulge, whatever.

D00d I'd like to shoot a juice in her face

shoot a juice by Jordan March 1, 2003

shoot 

a word that your teacher says all day

teacher: why are you swearing?
teacher: no more swears. ok as i was saying, you have to SHOOT the ball into the net

shoot by FishyFrog May 20, 2022

Shoot the J 

–verb (used with and Object)
1. To ejaculate.
2. To eject semen.
3. To eject or discharge abruptly, especially to discharge (semen) in orgasm.

Last night I shoot the J on that hoe's face.

Shoot the J by Arli March 20, 2010

Scooterboy

1) Matt Arguin

Skuetr Boi

He was a scooterboy
He needs to be neutered boy
He always wheeled right up to her
He tried to give a chase
His legs were a disgrace
We need to bury him in the earth

Scooterboy by t-guild August 8, 2003

chocolate smoothie 

a blow job after anal sex

Kristen is crazy, she let me give her a chocolate smoothie.

chocolate smoothie by dickserect November 16, 2006