A hell-horn is a fifth sized bottle of low budget alcohol, usually whiskey, which is not palatable enough to use in a mixed drink, but is tasty enough to drink (yak) straight out of the bottle after many hours of drinking low budget beer, i.e. Busch, Rainier, and Keystone (don't be fooled by the trendy lite and ice versions) which comes in 3 different sized cans (called classic, tallboy and tally, respectively) and is emblazoned with an animal, usually a deer, elk, or moose on it's label.
The owner of the hell-horn is a tiny blonde man who is wiry and spry, listens to AC/DC, and is usually the oldest person at a party, but fits right in, and who has invented many pipes and bongs out of everyday household items. These items are the envy of head shops worldwide. There is usually a dead animal in his yard every time you visit him.
The owner of the hell-horn is a tiny blonde man who is wiry and spry, listens to AC/DC, and is usually the oldest person at a party, but fits right in, and who has invented many pipes and bongs out of everyday household items. These items are the envy of head shops worldwide. There is usually a dead animal in his yard every time you visit him.
I went to an after party and my friend, Craig, approached me with a bottle of Potter's whiskey. I told him to give me a yak off that hell-horn and I don't remember anything after that.
by yookincalmey.catfish August 20, 2012
Get the hell-hornmug. Shortened for unprotected pornography on the cold floor, regardless of gender.
The person that is being spoken to cannot refuse the offer, and is required to have rough unprotected pornography on the floor with their partner.
The person that is being spoken to cannot refuse the offer, and is required to have rough unprotected pornography on the floor with their partner.
by arxhangel July 22, 2023
Get the Hell Spawnmug. by dilflover12345 November 5, 2021
Get the hell weekmug. When you are so whiny when it comes to handling being criticized that you think that the person criticizing you is harrassing you and you threaten to take action even though it is an empty threat.
Oh boy, there she goes Muppet-Helling.
by MM132 June 21, 2023
Get the Muppet-Helling.mug. an expression for when is an overheated temper tantrum of a person you say that there "playing with fire using fire to make fire"
by hin'bye July 14, 2022
Get the hell sundaemug. A random group of words put together that can be used to describe a truly unfortunate, inescapable circumstance
"Yea I'm not gonna lie, I went mid and all five of them were there"
"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
"WTF is a hell date"
"You don't know what that is? I literally say it all the time"
"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
"WTF is a hell date"
"You don't know what that is? I literally say it all the time"
by HELLDATE69 September 14, 2023
Get the Hell Datemug. a place that you can't stand being places like the job centre or school even the city that you were born and you want to get out from these are some example of what a hell hole is
by big ginger 88 July 25, 2017
Get the hell holemug.