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Gentleman's Half Chub
The half way point of male arousal. This male arousal sometimes never develops into full arousal. A gentleman's half chub, or "GHC," may stem from various non-sexual sources. One might gain a gentleman's half chub when hearing that their favorite band is playing at a nearby club, that Coors Banquet Beer is on tap, or upon watching Jadeveon Clowney hit someone so hard that their helmet and shoes come off. Nonetheless, a GHC might be brought upon by more traditional methods such as heavy petting or short skirts.
The gentleman's half chub originates from England, where beer is often drunk in yard glasses, being one yard in length. The smaller half-yard beer glass has been known as the gentleman's half yard.
A gentleman's half chub is not to be confused with a NARB, or no apparent reason boner, as with a GHC, there is definitely a reason.
The gentleman's half chub originates from England, where beer is often drunk in yard glasses, being one yard in length. The smaller half-yard beer glass has been known as the gentleman's half yard.
A gentleman's half chub is not to be confused with a NARB, or no apparent reason boner, as with a GHC, there is definitely a reason.
I was sporting a gentleman's half chub when I heard that Las Vegas would be getting an NFL team, allowing me to mix vices at a more potent rate.
Gentleman's Half Chub by Daniel Midland June 30, 2017
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Baby's on the Half-Tip
First referenced in M. Night Shyamalan's film, "Lady in the Water." BOTHT was the result of a random conversation by a group of slackers featured in the film concerning the fact that all the good "sayings" or axioms had already been thought up.
As it were, the main male character, Paul Giamatti, who plays a Super in the film, was repairing a garbage disposal. He instructed the slackers not to put anymore clothing down the disposal. He also had the rule that there was to be no smoking indoors. As Giamatti’s character, Cleveland Heap, exited the slackers’ apartment, he yelled at them to stop smoking indoors. As he did, the next line of dialog spoken by the John Lennon-esque member of the slacker group was, "Baby's on the Half-Tip!" And there was much rejoicing among the slackers.
As it were, the main male character, Paul Giamatti, who plays a Super in the film, was repairing a garbage disposal. He instructed the slackers not to put anymore clothing down the disposal. He also had the rule that there was to be no smoking indoors. As Giamatti’s character, Cleveland Heap, exited the slackers’ apartment, he yelled at them to stop smoking indoors. As he did, the next line of dialog spoken by the John Lennon-esque member of the slacker group was, "Baby's on the Half-Tip!" And there was much rejoicing among the slackers.
1. As spoken when someone has just lost their temper. Example, "Dang, Gina done flipped out cause someone keyed her car. I went to talk to her but baby's on the half-tip and I though it would be best to let her alone.
2. As spoke when something good, exciting or wonderous has occured. Akin to being "off the chain".
Example, "Gina got over her car and threw a big party to raise money for a new paint job. You should have seen that place. Baby's on the half-tip over there!
2. As spoke when something good, exciting or wonderous has occured. Akin to being "off the chain".
Example, "Gina got over her car and threw a big party to raise money for a new paint job. You should have seen that place. Baby's on the half-tip over there!
Baby's on the Half-Tip by Michael Paul Maupin September 7, 2008
i'd break her in half
a phrase used in describing an attractive female whose figure is far too petite for hardcore sexual intercourse.
Commonly heard from the lips of a rather large and/or cocky male figure who feels his brute force may, in fact, injure the above-mentioned female.
Commonly heard from the lips of a rather large and/or cocky male figure who feels his brute force may, in fact, injure the above-mentioned female.
(hott girl walks by)
Hyper Guy: Dude, check her out! Boy, what I'd do for a night with that...
Cool Guy: Whatever man, I'd break her in half. Let's go hit on the softball team.
Hyper Guy: Good idea!
Hyper Guy: Dude, check her out! Boy, what I'd do for a night with that...
Cool Guy: Whatever man, I'd break her in half. Let's go hit on the softball team.
Hyper Guy: Good idea!
i'd break her in half by Sam Polk December 16, 2008
dick-and-a-half
A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable.
Fred is a fucking dick-and-a-half! He ruined the forum for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!
dick-and-a-half by Rock Cowles March 21, 2007