poot-n-scoot 

A game played mainly in the southern states in which players intentionally poop themselves and then try and see who can drag their buttocks across the floor and leave the longest skid mark.

Woodrow: "Hey momma after church today, are we gonna play a good ole fashioned game of poot-n-scoot?"

Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"

Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"

poot-n-scoot by PooterMagee November 27, 2012

Poke N' Scoot 

When one engages in sexual intercourse on a Razor scooter while in motion

Scotty is the master of the Poke N' Scoot.
Dan failed miserably while attempting the Poke N' Scoot

Poke N' Scoot by Cheesebender January 23, 2017

smootches 

What you say to someone when they are blocking your way and you want to politely ask them to move.

**john's big grill is all up in the hallway and amy comes along**

Amy- "Smootches johnny boy!"
John- "oh, terribly sorry mam!"

smootches by Adam23 July 28, 2005

Cooter Scooter 

A roommate that brings alot of ass around the house and gets you laid.

Pedro: What you doing tonight??

Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??

Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?

Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.

Pedro: thanks duder.

Cooter Scooter by versilius January 13, 2009

shoot up the club 

(n) When a guy gets his box filled by a group of rogue sausage swinging manz

B. (v) Discharging a massive nut in a D.C. club where other men are dancing to Ava Max, Drake, or Cheer

"yo I'm about to shoot up the club and get filled up"
"fill me up! shoot up the clurb! mop that milanese sauce all over dis face bruhhh"

shoot up the club by sausagesteve May 7, 2021

shoot the moon 

to throw up from consuming to much alcohol

"man i drank to much pabst i feel like i need to shoot the moon!"

shoot the moon by btacrew January 20, 2007

crap shoot 

A way to decribe something that is messed up or not right

the playoffs is a crapshoot

crap shoot by Matthew December 12, 2003