a condition where, after receiving an unexpected, late nighttext from a girl you have fucked in the past, you get an instant boner in anticipation of whats about to go down
AJ: "Damn, i really gotta start studyin for this test"
When someone needs something that only a colossal ahole can provide, instruct them to take a deep breath, gather themself, and as they head off to certain doom, state, "Well, time to stick your dick in a beehive."
When your penis gets amputated and your gay partnerfeels when you get a boner, but you don't.
Yo after timothy and i became blood brothers i started feeling reverse phantom dick.
i lost my dick in the army, and sgt john has been telling me that i need to chill. i think he has reverse phantom dick.