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Tito Dick 

God himself
Going to church to pray for our lord and savior Tito Dick

nigga dick cheese 

Nigga dick cheese is where someone with a bbc rubs their dick in cheese and eats the cheese after
Did you see Jackson eat that nigga dick cheese last night?

Pavlov's Dick 

a condition where, after receiving an unexpected, late night text from a girl you have fucked in the past, you get an instant boner in anticipation of whats about to go down
AJ: "Damn, i really gotta start studyin for this test"

--phone buzzes---

Text from Nikki: "heyy what r u doing??"

--PAVLOV'S DICK--
Pavlov's Dick by Genghis901 September 5, 2013

Stick Your Dick in a Beehive 

When one intentionally inserts themself into a bad situation.
When someone needs something that only a colossal ahole can provide, instruct them to take a deep breath, gather themself, and as they head off to certain doom, state, "Well, time to stick your dick in a beehive."

reverse phantom dick 

When your penis gets amputated and your gay partner feels when you get a boner, but you don't.
Yo after timothy and i became blood brothers i started feeling reverse phantom dick.
i lost my dick in the army, and sgt john has been telling me that i need to chill. i think he has reverse phantom dick.

dickskinner 

Marine Corps jargon for the body part that begins at the wrist and ends at the fingertips. Also known as a hand.
Get your damn dickskinners off of my car! I just spent ten dollars to have it washed.