slapper

a person who likes to play the bass guitar in a fashion that involves slapping the strings to create a percussive sound

"hey bro chill why you slapping the bass so much"
"because im a slapper"
"whats a slapper"
"ugh clearly you don't watch Davie504"

by CardboardSeven August 20, 2019

reverse phantom dick

When your penis gets amputated and your gay partner feels when you get a boner, but you don't.

Yo after timothy and i became blood brothers i started feeling reverse phantom dick.
i lost my dick in the army, and sgt john has been telling me that i need to chill. i think he has reverse phantom dick.

by CardboardSeven January 15, 2018