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ass bling 

The rhinestones, studs, gems and other shiny jewel-like decorations on the back pockets and general ass area of a woman's jeans or pants.
Check out Linda, she is sporting some major ass bling with those new jeans.

It looks like Julie went a little overboard with her bedazzler, she must have 5 pounds of ass bling on those jeans.

Remember when women wore jeans that really complimented a nice ass? Nowadays you need to look through a wall of ass bling to check out a woman's butt.
ass bling by Father Tyme January 11, 2014
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ass fold 

the part of the womans buttox where it creases at the bottom and meets the upper thigh
See butt fold

Dude, you see that ass fold?
ass fold by Mcross1990 March 5, 2014

ass pizzazz 

Her fake fox tail is some serious ass pizzazz.
ass pizzazz by snewk December 19, 2014

ass gnat 

Some one who unbeknownst to them is hated by all due to their stupidity, constant ability to be conveniently where you are at any given time, overly available, lacking a personality, a douche, a duck, stage 5 clincher, desperation friends even shun this person. They are like an irritating shadow that just never knows when to go the Fuck home, or die off....even when invited blatantly to do so. This person sucks and is the ass of everyone's joke, the third unwanted wheel and destined to masturbate alone to the sci-fi channel with a pint of cherry Garcia ice cream in their parents house until they are over 40 years old. No one cares, notices or cries when this person dies, disappears or moves away....they celebrate, clap, and smile all day long when this happens. People try to set this person on fire or back over them with vehicles. People's moms are the only friend of an ass gnat. I don't know why but moms love that shit.
Caleb is such a fucking ass gnat, I couldn't get rid if him if I tried.
ass gnat by Ihateyourfacedaily85 January 22, 2015

Ass Allies 

A term used to describe your posse that always has your back. They will do anything to protect your ass, because you guys are ass allies.
Yunjee and Crystal are ass allies! There's no way we can tear the two apart. They are inseparable.
Ass Allies by cTAM February 15, 2015

ass glueing 

The act of repeatedly cumming on your sexual partners butt crack and attempting to make them stick together
Me and my girlfriend tried ass glueing last night it was freaking awesome
ass glueing by kingboy3 February 28, 2015