John Jay high school 

one of the pepiest schools in america. the kids drive nicer cars than the teachers, the sports teams suck, theirs been one fight in the past three years. people here are two faced and dont say shit to your face. if you go to comunity college you are considered retarted. the school is about 70% jewish, 0.5% black, and 2% spanish. some kids think they are tough cause they lift weights every now and then and cause they live an 45 minuets from the bronx. the kids take day trips into the city, taking pictures of themselves in times square, but there all too afraid to go to the other boroughs. there is nothing to outside of the school so they just have housepartys and put pictures of themselves drinking a beer on facebok. All these kids are very spoiled they get the latest technology because they want it. alot of these kids claim to be artsy and think they are different. but they arent. there are skateborders who dress like idiots. there all the same if they get Bs on test they freak out.
it is the most pathetic school in NY

Kid: mom can i have a 100 dollor phone
Mom: yes honey, you go to John jay high school

John Jay high school by lbjheadphone October 11, 2009

John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him  

A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.

Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009

john lennon 

almost got deported by the FBI and immigration
in a movie called The US vs John Lennon

The US vs John Lennon was a good movie

john lennon by Jodjaklfjdsakljf;adsl November 3, 2006

John McCain

The Republican nominee for the 2008 Presidential Election.

McCain began his campaign claiming to be a "Maverick" Republican, and making assertions to the effect that he was going to improve the Republican party's reputation by acting UNLIKE George W. Bush (U.S. President, like it or not, years 2000-2008).

Has recently decided to act more and more like an incredibly conservative Republican, in an attempt to convince extremists that he is their candidate while trying to keep as many moderate voters as possible.

May be compared to a certain black-robed fictional character in George Lucas' "Star Wars". Both McCain and this fictional character began with moderate views, but were slowly corrupted by the Dark Side. Both have failed to do much for their sickly wives. Both of them have been captured in wartime (failing their mission) and subsequently rescued, to return as a glorious "hero". Both McCain and Vader -- oops, did I say that? -- are hideous in their old age, with bad skin and copious wrinkles. McCain is also capable of grabbing people by the throat using the Force.

Vote John McCain -- he's not George W. Bush!

Vote John McCain -- he is George W. Bush!

Vote John McCain -- he's not black!

Vote John McCain -- or he'll kill you with his deathgrip!

John McCain by McCain Unable October 26, 2008

John 5 

A Kickass Guitarist, best know for wielding a wide array of classic Fender Telecasters, as well as many Custom John5 Tele's. He is best known for his Solo instrumental albums, which showcase his tremendous talent, but he has worked with everyone from Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie, To Lynard Skynard, David Lee Roth and Paul Stanley. His style is a blend of Heavy Speed metal, Classical, Spanish Flamenco, and Country. He is one of the most accomplshed Guitarists around today. His real name is John Lawry.

John 5 and Manson split because of creative differences, nobody was kicked out or quit.
or
Damn! John 5 is my favorite guitarist ever!

John 5 by gxddwsc September 7, 2010

John McCain arms 

The inability to lift your arms above your head after a good workout.

Man I did so many curls last night I have John McCain arms now.

John McCain arms by JP1212 April 9, 2011

John Wayne her

To John Wayne her is when the your making sweet love to your chick on the hands and knees like doggy style. Then you pull out a cowboy hat and put it on while at the same time lighting a smoking pipe. Then when she smells the smoke and looks back the you say, "Hey Pilgrim."

This is the act of John Wayne-ing her.

There are several reasons for this:

1. You're doing the girl for the first time and you want to see if she's a pretty cool chick. So you John Wayne her:
a. she laughs then she's cool: she either understands, or she just thinks it's funny
b. she doesn't then she sucks.

2. If you are a movie buff and want to know if she is too:
a. she understands the character and plays along as the horse you are riding
b. she says, "I'm not in the mood." Then you say, "Get off your horse and drink your milk."

John Wayne her by don't beat my meat May 17, 2013