9 definitions by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop
A combination of words: butt, and pinch. Used as a tool of measurement to determine the length of a bowel movement.
Guy 1: Are you okay in there? You've been on the John for 40 minutes!
Guy 2: I'm okay dude its just a biggin.
Guy 1: How big?
Guy 2: 12 binch's!
Guy 2: I'm okay dude its just a biggin.
Guy 1: How big?
Guy 2: 12 binch's!
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 11, 2009
Guy 1: my monkey is cooler than your monkey
Guy 2: my monkey can phling duhng at you and your monkey
Guy 2: my monkey can phling duhng at you and your monkey
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009
A term used when describing;
A. Being bent over for capitol punishment.
B. Assuming the position for Prison rape.
C. While sitting on the john, bending down and gripping your ankles in attemp to push harder and also to cope with the pain.
A. Being bent over for capitol punishment.
B. Assuming the position for Prison rape.
C. While sitting on the john, bending down and gripping your ankles in attemp to push harder and also to cope with the pain.
Guy1. Dude what's up with those hand prints on your ankles, that looks really painful!
Guy2. I was grabbing ankle last night
Guy2. I was grabbing ankle last night
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 11, 2009
When the member of a metal band (while on stage) gets into a squatting position and goes downward until ass is touching stage, it is a status symbol, if you can squat farther than the alpha bro, you then take his position as the alpha bro.
Kyle: what's that dude doing on stage? It looks like he's tryin to push one out.
Broc: It's called a bro squat dude, you need to get out more.
Broc: It's called a bro squat dude, you need to get out more.
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 13, 2009
A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.
Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.
Kyle: shows tattoo
Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him
Kyle: shows tattoo
Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009
Guy 1. I heard Lucy sing today, it was amazing.
Guy 2. I've never heard her sing.
Guy 1. It's her unicorn talent.
Guy 2. I've never heard her sing.
Guy 1. It's her unicorn talent.
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop March 14, 2009
When a real hard ass bro kills someone, mortal kombat style. 'Bro' being the prefix and 'tality' being the suffix.
Kyle: Broc and Damien killed a scene kid last night, it was crazy like something out of an action movie.
Pat: That's called a brotality
Pat: That's called a brotality
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 11, 2009