1 definition by don't beat my meat
To John Wayne her is when the your making sweet love to your chick on the hands and knees like doggy style. Then you pull out a cowboy hat and put it on while at the same time lighting a smoking pipe. Then when she smells the smoke and looks back the you say, "Hey Pilgrim."
This is the act of John Wayne-ing her.
This is the act of John Wayne-ing her.
There are several reasons for this:
1. You're doing the girl for the first time and you want to see if she's a pretty cool chick. So you John Wayne her:
a. she laughs then she's cool: she either understands, or she just thinks it's funny
b. she doesn't then she sucks.
2. If you are a movie buff and want to know if she is too:
a. she understands the character and plays along as the horse you are riding
b. she says, "I'm not in the mood." Then you say, "Get off your horse and drink your milk."
1. You're doing the girl for the first time and you want to see if she's a pretty cool chick. So you John Wayne her:
a. she laughs then she's cool: she either understands, or she just thinks it's funny
b. she doesn't then she sucks.
2. If you are a movie buff and want to know if she is too:
a. she understands the character and plays along as the horse you are riding
b. she says, "I'm not in the mood." Then you say, "Get off your horse and drink your milk."
by don't beat my meat May 17, 2013