Drinking oil

Something absolutely ridiculous or nonsensical. A very stupid idea. Drunk on slip (oil)

What’s wrong with him
He must have been drinking oil

by Boojump February 15, 2023

Diane Oil

It's amazing!

Have you ever tried Diane Oil? It's amazing!

by PurpleTurtle85 September 28, 2019

Oil of Delay

A lotion or concoction you apply on to help mask the wrinkles and signs of aging

My...she's in her 50s, but she barely looks 40.

Yeah, it's that oil of delay she's been using.

by Froggystomp September 12, 2010

sack oil

An excretion of a sweaty thick substance from the sack area that smells sour. It can be found by twiddling your index and middle finger on your sack after not showering for days.

I had so much sack oil I could have swabbed the ball deck and made a candle. So much scrotum scum oil.

by swe@tymrnassy September 19, 2013

Bum Oil

The unfortunate event when fecal residue is left around the anus and the person in question does an activity which involves great exertion. This exercise leads to sweating and consequently blends with the faeces to form a substance known as 'Bum Oil'.

Dude 1: that was a great round of tennis
Dude 2: yeah dude, but we should have stopped earlier, i've got bum oil running down my leg!

by Pretty in wellies May 31, 2007

oil stick

A thin and long black mans penis. Even better if the tip is rather pointy. Lubed is a plus!

Hey Darnell. Go easy on me with your oil stick!

by allnamesaretakendammit January 15, 2010

Checking oil

A move a soccor player makes to injury or cramp a opponent. A forced plunging of the thumb or index finger into the anus

Did you see horhe check martinis oil at the game last night?

Yeah was a two dipper!

Checking oil cramped him right up.

by Kerbangocwm December 05, 2017