Swabbed

When a cotton swab is inserted up your nose for medical testing (the rona).

Bro, I just got swabbed. I swear that swab touched my brain

Yo! I heard you got swabbed last week! You got the Kung flu?

by REKTASAUROUS July 20, 2020

Stabbed Rat

Something that moves very quickly.

When I hit the nitrous, the car took off like a stabbed rat.

by Smerrk November 1, 2016

stabbed in the back

To be betrayed by one's friends

Jim: Joe slept with my girlfriend. You could say I got stabbed in the back

by The Duke of Banterburry March 10, 2016

swabber

1. one who performs a nasal or throat swab for the detection of bacteria or virus

2. one who swabs any surface

A swabber can prevent false results during covid-19 test if he's thoroughly following protocols

by timlight April 22, 2020

Swabed

The act of being emotional, mentally, and or if not physically sexually violated. Either through privacy state of mind ex: in a public bathroom and or facebook/SMS.

1st degree: the initial messaging and peeping.
2nd degree: picture exchanges and or daily message contact.
3rd degree: the physical meeting and or touching from the thought to be female.

Swabed, Facebook, public bathrooms, SMS, eyesight.

by Billy bob bo jack the Fifth April 11, 2011

Stabbed with a Hotdog

A euphemism for sex.

Person 1: Last night I was walking down the hall and the creek from the floorboards and the sound of the music, made it sound like a woman who was being stabbed with a hotdog.
Person 2: It was probably your par-
Person 1: IT WAS THE FLOORBOARDS AND THE MUSIC!!!

by Twisted Iniquity January 31, 2009

kaybo swabber

Main Entry: KAY-bo SWAB-ber
Pronunciation: KI-bow SWAB-bur

Function: noun: a person who cleans and services portable toilets.

Use #1:

Forman: "Henry, someone's tipped over the portajohn again!"
Henry: "Well, looks like we'll have to call the kaybo swabber"

Use #2: The train crashed into the kaybo swabber's truck at the crossing, spreading toilet paper and blue water for more than a mile.

by jegenes July 22, 2010