Big Tom Johnson

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!
YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"
by Kerbangocwm May 02, 2023
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Checking oil

A move a soccor player makes to injury or cramp a opponent. A forced plunging of the thumb or index finger into the anus
Did you see horhe check martinis oil at the game last night?

Yeah was a two dipper!

Checking oil cramped him right up.
by Kerbangocwm December 04, 2017
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