Definitions by Kerbangocwm

Big Tom Johnson 

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

Big Tom Johnson by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023

Checking oil 

A move a soccor player makes to injury or cramp a opponent. A forced plunging of the thumb or index finger into the anus

Did you see horhe check martinis oil at the game last night?

Yeah was a two dipper!

Checking oil cramped him right up.

Checking oil by Kerbangocwm December 4, 2017