Telecasting

(Verb) The act of yelling at a television screen to a) cheer for your team, b) boo another team, c) chastise a referee, politician, or game show contestant, despite knowing they're hundreds, if not thousands of miles away.

Kenny was Telecasting hard core dieing the last two minutes of the championship game. The team may not have heard him, but he neighbors sure did.

by PJ the Coug January 15, 2017

tele-hump

To telepathically hump or umph someone/some people, usually resulting in the ejaculation of semen into either sex's genitals.

I tele-humped Calvin after he gave me my birthday present.

by Lumi June 27, 2003

teledildonics

Using a telephone network made up of dildos, and containing everything DMD said. This system replaces POTS.

"Dude, phone the operator and ask for the teledildonics service."

by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003

tele-pathetic

(noun or verb) I knew what you were thinking... and it was dumb.

Software as an industry isn't forever totally dormant so youre being tele-pathetic.

by Larry Chiang September 27, 2005

reverse telecommuting

1. To communicate with yourself using items such as phone, fax, e-mail; in attempt to appear busy or doing ones job.

2. Speaking aloud to the other you in the sub-conscience or quantum realm.

1. "I didn't have time to finish the report due to...hang on. I've got a call."

2. The weirdo on the street corner isn't talking to himself. He's reverse telecommuting.

by Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric January 16, 2008

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by FuxOrZZzOwnZoRzZZ January 25, 2005

telecommando

When one, who is supremely accustomed to having a cell phone on them every waking moment of the day, does not have their cell for whatever reason, i.e. loss, misplaced, etc.

I am rolling telecommando right now and it's frustrating, liberating and breezy, all at the same time.

by Hector Bermudez May 29, 2009