n. The next person in line for a welfare check. An individual who usually lays outside K-Marts.
Be careful on your way out, as to not trip over the front bum.
1. To communicate with yourself using items such as phone, fax, e-mail; in attempt to appear busy or doing ones job.
2. Speaking aloud to the other you in the sub-conscience or quantum realm.
1. "I didn't have time to finish the report due to...hang on. I've got a call."
2. The weirdo on the street corner isn't talking to himself. He's reverse telecommuting.