Having psychic abilities that are useless in predicting the outcome of relevant events. Dreams and visions of this nature simultaneously provide enough facts to be disturbing, and too few facts to act upon.
"My brother and I are tele-pathetic, we both predicted that nothing important would happen today."

"If I weren't so tele-pathetic I would have known where in Nebraska the accident was going to happen."
by xccrash October 19, 2009
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(noun or verb) I knew what you were thinking... and it was dumb.
Software as an industry isn't forever totally dormant so youre being tele-pathetic.

by Larry Chiang September 14, 2005
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