tele-pathetic

Having psychic abilities that are useless in predicting the outcome of relevant events. Dreams and visions of this nature simultaneously provide enough facts to be disturbing, and too few facts to act upon.

"My brother and I are tele-pathetic, we both predicted that nothing important would happen today."

"If I weren't so tele-pathetic I would have known where in Nebraska the accident was going to happen."

by xccrash October 18, 2009

tele-pathetic

(noun or verb) I knew what you were thinking... and it was dumb.

Software as an industry isn't forever totally dormant so youre being tele-pathetic.

by Larry Chiang September 27, 2005

telepathetically

How Butt-Head of the TV program says the word, "telepathically"

{From the episode, "Bad Dog"}
Butthead: He's like communicating telepathetically

by Telephony June 23, 2020

Telepathetic

When two or more people have the same bad idea at the same time.

Things were looking up for the movement, but then, as often happens, the protestors became telepathetic. Without speaking a word, they simultaneously decided that it would be best to throw themselves off the cliff into the icy waters below. None survived.

by Squibward Bound July 19, 2012

telapathetic

When one is beyond comprehension, unreasonable or untruthful for self gratification.

He tells her he loves her, she is his world, plans a future with her, then he rushes to date someone else telling and doing the very same.
One may make reference about him as the Telapathetic or Tell a pathetic loser to fuck off.

by yekoH yekoP January 27, 2014

telepathetic

When one is so pathetic, they are on a different plane of patheticism than others

Kenny waiting for 11 years for Miccah to love him is telepathetic.

by Mad Kitsune September 3, 2006

Telepathetic

To communicate a thought to someone and suddenly, the person next to you had the same thought.

Thing 1: Yo that lady looks like a twig!
Thing 2: I was literally about to say that!
Thing 1: Bro we're telepathetic!

by muahahaha143243 January 24, 2014