splurdunking

The action of giving a blowjob to a man sitting on the toilet

OMG Jessica and I were splurdunking all night long !!!

by Lolkkkfyi April 22, 2017

Splart

A liquidy substance that comes from the butt, also known as, a splattering poop fart. The act of splarting can happen most anywhere such as, but not limited to, the toilet, the bathtub, in your undies, while riding a bike, while skrskring, etc...

How many times do I have to Splart in your face before you realize you need Jesus?

by Frexj January 8, 2018

Splurj

When you launch some mouth splattt. Its nasty as ball. It happens when your'e moving and don't like it.

Bruh eric just launched splurj after being on the bus for 23 hours.

by Fronkus M Burger June 3, 2018

Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates in a vagina and then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.

Not feeling pulling out? Just splurge and slurp.

by Noodle pap October 23, 2018

Spurtle

When a guy is having sex with his partner and they are about to reach climax.. the partner kneels to receive the climax on the face like a money shot and they are peed on instead of the climax. Classic bait and switch aka Spurtle’d

Stephanie was waiting for the money shot and got Spurtle’d nice and proper Instead!

by Def Silken October 10, 2019

splart

When your pet farts and sploots at the same time.

My pupper Mikey, splarted the other day.

by fiddlebumper April 22, 2020

spurtulous

A liquid-filled object that shoots out liquid explosively or something that releases a mental orgasm, especially delicious foods.

These juicy bratwursts are simply spurtulous!

by tho4m June 6, 2020