fiddlebumper's definitions

Indian Firesprinkler

When you eat a curry, poop it out, serve it with rice and make someone eat it.

She cooked me an Indian Firesprinkler last night bro.
What is that?
*shows picture*
Aw dude, that is gross.

by fiddlebumper September 14, 2021

windypooper

Someone who farts a lot and is also cheeky, great to have a best friend.

The opposite of a normie, a windypooper.

by fiddlebumper January 29, 2020

cumper

A jumper used as a cum-rag after a wank or shag.

Hey Bruce, hope you had tissues when you were travelling.

I am alright, had my cumper thankfully.

by fiddlebumper January 5, 2025

splart

When your pet farts and sploots at the same time.

My pupper Mikey, splarted the other day.

by fiddlebumper April 22, 2020

Fidget American

Somebody with autism or Aspergers Syndrome.

Kyle is still REEing. Kyle is a fidget American.

by fiddlebumper January 29, 2020