shmittled

starburst replacing a skittle because to get to the rest of the skittles you would have to open a new bag but the starbursts aren't gone so we can't open a new bag, so although you don't like starburts you have to eat them not to be wasteful.

shmittled

by rydog1515 January 2, 2010

shint'n bricks

When ones poop is not quite as soft as it should be, generally this happens when to much fiber is in ones diet.

Man I was shitting pies last week, now I am shint'n bricks!

by hinkerstincker November 14, 2010

shmist

The refreshing splash of water that cools down your butt cheeks when poop hits the surface of toilet water, making the toilet paper impossible to use.

Jhonny got shmisted because his small intestine absorbed too much water, making his feces heavy.

by BorderSpice March 4, 2011

Shminian

Aussie (Australian) Slang for Indian, a payout,

insult towards their race.

"argghh, fuckin Shminians!"

by Geemiini October 8, 2011

Shaint Happenin

A slang term combining the words Shit Ain't and Happening.

"Hey can you spot me another twenty bucks?"
"Shaint Happenin"

by Mikerey October 22, 2011

Shintapunis

A prophet wizard

A shintapunis is coming

by Cpt. lolololololol October 30, 2011

Shmingler

A word for a sneaky person engaging in illegal activities.

Person 1: Are we really gonna steal these diamonds?
Shmingler: Hell yeah!

by TBLTBL April 15, 2013