Micah

The type of guy where you're like, "what the fuck did he just say?" Micah's are pretty beast but they also fucking suck at the same time.

"Yoooooooo is that Micah, I like that guy but he's kinda whack."

by BeastBoi6969696969 April 7, 2019

Micah

A thug ganbanging dark ass jigaboo who likes to eat fat dark pusssy. He is always getting shot at by police because of his blackness.

Police shoot him it’s a Micah. That fucking black ass Micah.

by Slave owner1777 November 13, 2022

Micah

The term "micah" is derived from the ancient Mayan culture meaning "bad-ass". The name was given to all the elders and highly respected people of the community who are far superior than anyone else. It was custom in the Mayan villages for all the hottest females to line in in rows of 4 to give pleasure to this supreme being named micah. The reason it was 4 people is because People named micah are usually well-endowed and know how to used their gift. Micah's were also very wealthy and enjoyed a nice glass of scotch from time to time.

omg Micah IS A BADASS

by MICAH SLEPT WIT UR MOM April 2, 2024

Micah

The gaeeeereest kid EVVVER allays down to gobble that gliZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

Hey Micah. Yeah. Ur gayyyyy

by Mskjfrgn jdksndrtiokfnd skj December 2, 2020

micah

a bitch

dude you’re acting like a micah right now, stop.

by gh0st_w0rm November 20, 2023

Micah

Micah is a guy who's also known as the tongue professor. Micah has the ability to make any girl lose her butt just by swirling his tongue around.

The females usually say can you eat me Micah style.

by Candycornlion40 November 21, 2023

Micah Parsons

The best linebacker ever with the fattest dick known to man kind

Friend: Oh my god is that Micah Parsons?

Me: Yes that is our dick slaying king

by user683299320 November 5, 2023