Mathos

A combination of two people named Athos and Marian they both love each other even tho they might not admit it all the time! They are soulmates!

Mathos is the greatest ship on earth!

by Mathos May 13, 2019

Alaina Mathis

alaina someone who has a ratchet attitude and thinks she can fight even though she has had her ass whooped three times already.... but likes to talk shit and wait to get her ass whooped by someone besides aids and a std

“Alaina Mathis” is a whole whore . She’s the community whore

by Devildaddy💯 April 16, 2020

Abbey-Gayle Mathis

1.The most amazing female that ever lived.
Is also extremely hot.

Dude! I wish I could get me someone like Abbey-Gayle Mathis!

by Abbey-Gayle Mathis Jones March 28, 2009

2+2=4-1=3 Quick Maths

A common fraise for easy math, often used by 10 year olds still dabbing and flossing thinking their cool

Basically defining a simple math statement

Kindergartener: Math, what does that mean?

Big Shaq: 2+2=4-1=3 Quick Maths

by bign00b June 6, 2019

Maths

The Improper way of spelling /saying "Math". British people use it because the queen taught them. "Math" sounds better than "Maths" and if you do say the latter, you are VERY stupid because "Math" is ONE THING. A SUBJECT.

Brit:Im going off to maths now! Pip Pip Cheerio!
*Smart guy Shoots off Brit's Kneecap*
Smart Guy: You're an idiot. Im gonna make sure you do not contaminate the rest of the world by saying "Maths"!
*Smart guy shoots off Brit's balls*
Brit: Ill hang myself after Maths Cl...
*Smart Guy fires the rest of the clip into Brit's head*

by Sam Douglas July 18, 2005

Mathsterbate

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cummulative frequency

by Tom and Sarah May 30, 2006

Maths

Ironically hated by most def. writers, because without maths, there would be no urbandictionary, no internet, and no computers...

Still, it's one of the most pointless subjects in the world...

2+2 is 5, 5+5 is 15 3+3 is 97,800,678

by PulpDood August 26, 2005