To create a masterpiece in the lavatory in the style of Jackson Pollock by using what would be an otherwise watery, splattery deficate and repurpose it as art.
Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
by Dickshunharry December 22, 2020
Get the JP the Shittermug. by FTB689 September 5, 2020
Get the JPmug. To get JP'ed is not a funny thing, you will loose all your LP and all of your hard day's work in just mere hours, but the truly horrific thing about getting JP'ed is that you only realize it when its too late, its inevitable and can't be prevented.
You will notice you are getting JP'ed when you hear your Toplaner say that it's "worth" to die for a turret but loose the game, you are getting JP'ed when you loose the teamfight but he got 3 Hearthsteel stacks, you are getting JP'ed when your toplaner picks Master Yi and tells you he will carry. Getting JP'ed is not fun for anybody.
You will notice you are getting JP'ed when you hear your Toplaner say that it's "worth" to die for a turret but loose the game, you are getting JP'ed when you loose the teamfight but he got 3 Hearthsteel stacks, you are getting JP'ed when your toplaner picks Master Yi and tells you he will carry. Getting JP'ed is not fun for anybody.
Person A: "Bro, i stayed up all night to get back to Diamond just to drop back to Plat with 7 looses in a row a day later"
Person B: "Lmao, did you get JP'ed again?"
Person A: "Yeah and he asked if we could duo later again..."
Person B: "Lmao, did you get JP'ed again?"
Person A: "Yeah and he asked if we could duo later again..."
by Pu$$y$läyerXXL January 28, 2023
Get the JPmug. 
