jizzstick

1) A person characterized by the properties of semen.
2) A stick on which one jizzes.

Pablo: Did you hear about Rodney? He is made of semen.
Chad: What a jizzstick.

by jizztastic_jizzer January 11, 2011

jizztastick

Something that when you SEE,TOUCH,HEAR,FEEL or TASTE that is makes you ejeculate or jizz in your pants.

Bruddah that chocolate cake is jizztastick.

by secelsmike January 20, 2011

jizztastic

something that is so good awesome or fantastic that you jizz

hey tom remember that pub we went to, that was jizztastic

by jizmman May 20, 2011

jizzified-love

When someone has a grand attraction to someone, so much that their love can be labeled or expressed in a manner of which jizz is used.

The drunk college girl had a jizzified-love for Mr. MacMiller.

by layinitoutlikeitis November 7, 2011

Jizztermath

The moments after having a wank where the cum drips literally everywhere you don't want it to.

"I had a really bad Jizztermath last night!"
"Really?"
"Yeah... shirt, pants, sink and alot on the floor"

by truthaboutjizz July 28, 2012

jizzilian

The removal of hair, either pubic or otherwise, soiled by dried semen.

"Hey what's with Jenny's bald spot?" "Oh, I heard she got a jizzilian today"

by skillsaw604 July 23, 2012

jizzility

Short for jizz ability, it refers to the amount, speed, and potentially appearance of the ejaculate.

"Tommy's jizzility is ridiculous, he could get 30 women pregnant in one shot"

"Bill's jizzility is so high that he gave Margaret a black eye during a facial"

by Ryan Hammeredson November 1, 2013